Fortuitous Musings of a Spotty Mind

I have no idea what I'll be putting on here. I'll bitch about dating in my mid 30's. I'll talk about my ongoing weight loss. I'll post my pictures. I'll share funny things I find. This may also turn into my place to vent.

This weekend sucked. I had to work, and didn’t get to meet Indigo Augustine or Aria Rae.

Too funny not to repost.

Too funny not to repost.

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I got Loyal, Mental, Passionate and Charming.
whyiseveryoneyelling:

ambitiouslynn:

happy,patient,elegant,peaceful..
the first time i did it, i got: naive, understanding, shy and honest.

Outgoing, thoughtful, genuine, charismatic. I can dig it.

I got Loyal, Mental, Passionate and Charming.

whyiseveryoneyelling:

ambitiouslynn:

happy,patient,elegant,peaceful..

the first time i did it, i got: naive, understanding, shy and honest.

Outgoing, thoughtful, genuine, charismatic. I can dig it.

HOW TO SLIP LIKE A BOSS.

Really wish I’d seen this a month ago.

then there’s me..

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7 months ago - 138665
I’m doing this dance right now.
fuckyeahecochic13:

i do that dance at home

I’m doing this dance right now.

fuckyeahecochic13:

i do that dance at home

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Yup. 2Pac speakin the truth.

fuckyeahecochic13:

jstforkicks:

There’s a reason why Pac is my favorite Rapper. this is one 

 females thats how u turn the good guys into bad and then search for a good one

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Just sayin’ ladies. Just sayin’.

Just sayin’ ladies. Just sayin’.

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LMAO. If only this was a Blackberry screenshot…. :-p

LMAO. If only this was a Blackberry screenshot…. :-p

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Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, pretty much.

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